Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Due to Popular Demand...


OK OK OK if you insist! I will bring back the blog. I will do a full camping update later, but I've just spent 12 hours in a car & my brain is dead [as evidence, when I just typed that last part, I typed 'bread' instead of 'brain is dead' TWICE.] After a week of camping with the family, I think I techinically deserve a vacation from my vacation. Our trip home today, however, ended up taking FOREVER due to some unforeseen traffic in NYC. At one point during the ride I decided to take a nap before which I looked at the GPS lady to get an updated ETA: 4:53 min. I wake up an hour later and look at the GPS lady only to see an ETA of 4:52. SERIOUSLY? yes.
I have two theories as to why this horrendous traffic was put in our path:
1) My brother's stupid new belief, "Don't let spare change go to waste." He decided it was worth it to pick up that unlucky penny back at one of the rest stations. He really should have listened to his older & WISER sister at this point.
2) The GPS woman is still mad that she doesn't have a name and is getting sick and tired of being referred to as 'GPS lady,' so she took revenge. 'Quick' route my ___.

My favorite part of the day, however, was sitting in a New Jersey rest station and seeing this macho police man walk in and drag a fancy pants guy [slicked back hair & sunglasses] out through the side door, frisk him, and walk him back to his BMW for further questioning. I guess that goes to show my day could have been worse.

All in all, it's good to be home.